#dqxi incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Veronica: no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

Veronica: thats my weird emotional support dog. His name is Jeremy.

Serena: I thought Endermen hated Endermites?

Veronica: I never said I liked Jeremy.

Erik: dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog.

Veronica: The Emotion he supports is rage.

[dragonquest-rottenbrain]

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

Mod that gives Jade more practical clothes. Mod that gives Jade actual pants. Mod that just fuckign. Puts her in a normal outfit

[candiedfain]

DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 2)

El: it’s iClicker time

Erik: *drumming to the beat of Back in Black at full volume with his pencil*

Veronica: dAy iN tHe liFe oF a tRuE bReXiT gEeZa

Serena: I hope the professor comes late today 😔

Sylv: I’m not feeling extroverted today *dramatically plops down on desk*

Jade: why is my phone at 91% 😑

Rab: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Hendrik: forgive my language but what the heck

Jasper: I hate the COLD my face is DRY

Mia: why’s the teach wearing a beret 💀

[queermentaldisaster]

Serena: I am going to commit several war crimes.

[enbyboiwonder]

Veronica: El, what's the password to Erik's laptop?

El: Fuck you, Veronica.

Veronica: Excuse you?!

El: No, that's his password, "fuckyouveronica."

Veronica: Oh, no numbers? That's not very safe.

[princess-josie-riki]

Jade: "So, when did you realize Booga uses bad grammar to distract you whenever you're about to raise an objection to something he wants to do?"

Ludu: "He does WHAT?!"

Boodica: "Hey! That's your brother and my Booga Wooga you're talking about!"

[darkyrus]

Luminary: I just want to hear those 3 little words.

Erik: I love you.

Luminary: Try again.

Erik: *sighing* I will behave.

[comet-wire]

Sylvando:I have to be silly. If I don't,my brain will turn into moss.

[pleasesirmayipleasehavebeanssir]

Sylvando: "I am a very private person" *proceeds to overshare about his past anonymously online*

[maj0rmayhem]

Hendrik: I'm going to ask you to be respectful

Eleven: I will politely decline

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

11: Let me get this straight? More like let me run something BI you.

Serena: Let’s PAN this out.

Hendrik: Let’s ACE-ess this situation

Erik: I’m gay.

[beninedensevmedinki]

Kimin yanında olduğun umrumda değil. Bir gün bana ait hayallerle öleceksin sevgilim.

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

The trail up to Yggdrasil stresses me out so much yall

[candiedfain]

DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 1??)

El: ???

Erik: this is so fucking stupid what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit why the fuck is this even required I’m not gonna fucking use this ever- *incessant mumbling*

Veronica: I am THIS close 🤏 to committing arson

Serena: *on the verge of tears*

Sylv: *humming Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen*

Jade: *on her phone paying no attention to class*

Rab: that’s great but what is the purpose of me learning it

Hendrik: *trying his very best but looking like a dumbass*

Bonus:

Jasper: *about the professor* oh SHUT IT ALREADY

Mia: this is NOT what I learned in 9th grade 🤨

[tyriq-draws-stuff]

A very rushed animatic for Dragon Quest XI based on this quote right here